Warrant Canary

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Status: Troubled times
Period: May, June, etc. 2018

Hello Friend,

These are dark times. I should sign this with an expired key. The canary died. You ignored its pleas for clean air, its fluttering around the tiny gilded cage, and its scrambling at the doors and prying at the bars while in the panic it shat over the entire floor of its cell. Now that its dead and you've noticed, you're too far down the mine shaft to get back up safely. Sit down and take in the last wisps of breathable air. Close your eyes. it's ending.

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Disclaimer: If warrant canaries are digital security theatre, then digital security training sessions that mention their usefulness should be considered digital security dinner theatre. Make sure you get food at your next training session. It’s part of your holistic security.