Once again I look at American politics from afar and think, I’m still not far enough.

On the one hand, a big hooray for Minnesota, making up for electing Jesse “The Mind” Ventura governor, they’ve voted in Born-again Muslim Keith Ellison, who will swear in with his hand on the Holy Quran. You Go, Minnesota! Dude is progressive, pro-labor and a solid choice.

On the other hand, the duller side of American gumflappers have used this as an excuse to show the world how stupid it can really get in the U.S. in the form of U.S. Rep. Virgil H. Goode Jr., whose Virginian constituency believes that having a single Muslim in congress means the whole of America will be covered in hijabs before the decade is out. The Washington Post gave Goode a much-needed lashing, but most of Washington, D.C., seems to be sticking to the verse “silent night, holy night” on the subject, meaning they’re all just peachy with what the representative from Virginia had to say.

Persnally, I can’t come up with a reason anyone should care waht a politician puts her or his hand on when taking an oach of office. For myself, it would have to be either a copy of Star Wars: A New Hope; Surfa Rosa by The Pixies; Galopagos by Kurt Vonnegut; Marvel Comics’ Amazing Fantasy #15; or possibly a decent turkey bacon sandwich.

Anyway, thanks Virgil, for showing the world that the nation built by immigrants is now closed for business.

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